March 2012
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February 2012
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I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
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Watchalmaza:
probably the best thing i’ve ever seen
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unfreshing:
people come for the ass and stay for the sass
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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I am blessed.
They say counting your blessings is the best way to happiness. Well I’m already pretty happy but I think I should document the great things in my life and express my gratitude. So here is why life is splendid:
1. College. I’ve heard from 4, I’ve got in 4. They are all great schools and will take my life on courageous tracks; hopefully the streak continues. Also I’m...
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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opaki:
fat n single ready 4 a pringle
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Im happy
my lonely little plans actually made me light and happy feeling, tears of joy too. and that risky text was a good idea. and maybe happy isnt the right word - perhaps relieved. it so easily could have been horrendous.
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FBI: why'd you steal the Declaration of Independence?
Nicolas Cage: #yolo
doing whats bad for me
luckily the results are less emotionally toying than they used to be
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine photos in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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