December 2011
74 posts
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
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Biology Teacher:
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student:
me: whoops
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I just want to blog and blog and blog. I’m in that sort of mood; there is nothing particularly momentous to chronicle but I want to write! Mhmm I stole some of our ice wine (so sweet like a liqueur) and drank it from a santa mug to fool my parents into thinking it was tea. It was delicious.  Life is delicious. So while its early, here are my new years resolutions while Im in the mood to...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Christmas Break
I’ve had such a lovely Christmas break. I’m content and completely happy with things despite knowing they aren’t perfect - which is rare. It really has just been so wondrous - high tea, my vintage necklace, my vintage clutches, cheese and chocolate fondue nights, knee high socks, a very fast 5k, my Pilates ball, friends who I am honestly realizing I will miss terribly, big...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 24th
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Delirious and in a mood where I just want to tell...
Finally spilling all my problems while he spills all of his back. Its a nice release.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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radiobread2: broke up with my boyfriend because there were hot local singles in my area dying to meet me
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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me: i love you chicken nuggets: me: chicken nuggets: me: chicken nuggets: me: chicken nuggets: me: shh don’t speak
Dec 24th
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I wish my superpower was to spread warmth and love
let everyone I know feel it when their around me.  I can control it but mostly its this constant ebb of happiness flowing from me.  It sounds sweet and naive but really it’s for the extremely selfish reason that everyone would love me for it.  I could make others feel good, making myself feel good and making others wanna stay around me.
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“If you read my tumblr, you’d understand me.”
– Girls who only reblog pictures of long hair and starbucks cups
Dec 21st
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“When King Lear dies in Act V, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He’s...”
– Mr Edward Magorium (Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium)
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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What has happened?
Why can’t I just be happy again? I cant get my mind off of all the things I seem to lack - I can’t take it anymore.I’ve lived without these things for too long. No one can empathize.  I need to rebuild confidence.  But how can I have it when I think Im useless? I used to be so happy…
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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paperswallow: Would someone just kiss me, goddamnit
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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I NEED WINTER BREAK.
I’m so tired, and feeling so strange. But I shouldn’t even consider this strange anymore, considering strange is & sleep deprived is how I feel most of the time these days. Everything is weird. Give me love and college and a better sense of humor.  I remember being funny. At least on the positive side I have fantastic new music downloads forever saved in my itunes.
Dec 16th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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