Apple:What do you call a fat computer?
Microsoft:What
Apple:A dell.
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oh hey dream house
(Source: megsplorations, via steleane-litsa)
operator:911, please hold.
me:stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer:ok
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haidemilovato:
oh my ghoWLiy FUCKING SHIT
(Source: criminalkuntnmugshots)
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deciso:
Places I Haven’t Been, by Evan Drolet Cook
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